This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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