one might say we're banned from that church
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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