i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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