just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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