belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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