It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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