Duck Duck Cougar?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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