She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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