This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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