idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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