Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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