what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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