i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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