I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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