people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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