He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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