Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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