Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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