that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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