get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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