I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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