Don't you send me to vm
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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