the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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