nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
