i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Randomize
