yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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