Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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