Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
be right there i have to get my cape
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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