If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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