im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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