Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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