So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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