picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
