so explain again why im purple
no
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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