So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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