wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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