i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Two words: blizzard sex
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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