"it" just moved
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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