Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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