sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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