He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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