doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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