It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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