Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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