Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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