You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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