I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
