We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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