yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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