Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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