By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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