Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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